"If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane."☔️- Miles Halter🌸

  • eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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  • theirs:

    a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

    Best. Idea. Ever.

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  • icarly-official:

    when your friend lets you copy their homework


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  • heathers-rivera:

    puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

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  • unpresentable:





    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10


    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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  • unfollowryanross:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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